πŸ€– What If Your Makeup Products Could Talk… and Had Attitudes?

πŸ“ Beginner Hacks, According to Your Sassy Makeup Bag

You open your makeup pouch, and suddenly—

your lipstick winks, your concealer sighs, and your mascara rolls its eyes.

Yep. They’ve been watching. And they have thoughts.

Here's your beginner-friendly makeup hacks... as told by your judgmental products:


πŸ’„ Lipstick:

"Oh, running out of blush again? Shocker. Just use me. I do it all—cheeks, lips, trauma cover-up. And I’m still not appreciated."

Hack: Use your lipstick as blush for a soft, natural flush.

Bonus: Dab some on your eyelids for a monochrome look.


🧽 Sponge:

"Using a brush again? Bold of you. But sure, go ahead—look streaky. I’ll be here, damp and loyal, when you’re ready to blend like a pro."

Hack: Always apply base with a damp sponge for a smooth, natural finish.

Tip: Press, don’t swipe.


πŸ‘️ Eyeliner:

"You tried a wing. Again. In a rush. With shaky hands. Sweetie, use tape before you embarrass us both."

Hack: Use tape or a spoon to shape your eyeliner for beginners.

Use: Rivaj UK Liquid Eyeliner or Saeed Ghani Kajal Pencil


πŸ’§ Rose Water Mist:

"Your skin looks dry, you’re stressed, and you forgot me. Typical. One spritz and I fix your whole vibe. I’m basically skincare therapy."

Hack: Rose mist brings back dewiness when makeup looks dry or cakey.

Pakistani Fav: Saeed Ghani Rose Mist


🧴 Concealer:

"Stop swiping under your eyes like it’s 2010. TRIANGLE. BLEND. GLOW. You're welcome."

Hack: Apply concealer in a triangle shape to brighten and lift.

Try: Christine Stick Concealer for beginners


🧠 Final Thoughts from Your Products:

Your makeup doesn’t need to be perfect—just smart.

We’re here for you.

Just stop skipping sunscreen. We all talk about that behind your back.

Comments

  1. Contour stick be like We’re still pretending that’s your jawline? xD

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  3. Very useful hack for those who don’t know how to do makeup

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  4. XD showing attitude for no reason

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  5. Didn’t expect to laugh and learn from a makeup bag lowkey entertaining.

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  6. Haha very interesting and funny blogπŸ˜‚

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