πŸ’£ What If You Had to Buy Your First Makeup Kit... During a Zombie Apocalypse?

Surviving in Style: A Beginner’s Makeup Kit for End-of-the-World Glam🌎

You’re new to makeup. You’re also running from zombies. 🧟

Not the ideal time to explore blush textures—but hey, you still want to look cute while outrunning the undead.

Let’s build your basic beginner makeup kit that’ll help you survive and slay.


🧟‍♀️ 1. BB Cream = Battle Base

You don’t have time for full foundation. BB cream gives you coverage + SPF so your face looks fresh—even when you're hiding in abandoned grocery stores.

πŸ’‘ Pick: Rivaj UK BB Cream (lightweight, easy to blend with fingers)

πŸ›’ Found in: A dusty Daraz delivery that still somehow arrived.


🧟‍♀️ 2. Compact Powder = Oil Control Under Pressure

Running for your life? Expect sweat. A compact powder keeps your face matte so you don’t look like you just climbed out of a sewer (even if you did).

πŸ’‘ Pick: Christine Compact Powder

πŸ›’ Found in: Auntie’s purse from 2005. Still works.


🧟‍♀️ 3. Mascara = Eyes That Distract Zombies

Even zombies might pause to admire your lashes. One coat of mascara, and you go from "victim" to "main character."

πŸ’‘ Pick: Miss Rose Waterproof Mascara (because crying happens)

πŸ›’ Found in: That one survivor’s makeup pouch you “borrowed.”


🧟‍♀️ 4. Kajal Pencil = Double Duty Weapon

Defines your eyes and can be used as camouflage if needed. Smudge it under the eyes, and boom—battle-ready chic.

πŸ’‘ Pick: Rivaj UK Kajal Pencil

πŸ›’ Found in: Any surviving desi auntie’s emergency drawer.


🧟‍♀️ 5. Lipstick = Confidence (And Blood Decoy?)

Bold lips = bold energy. Use red lipstick to either look iconic or confuse the zombies into thinking you’re already bitten.


πŸ’‘Pick: Medora Lipstick in “Danger Red”

πŸ›’Found in: Your mom’s "only for shaadi" stash.


🧟‍♀️ 6. Blush = Proof You’re Still Human

A little blush gives your face life—because in a world of the undead, it’s important people know you’re not one of them.

πŸ’‘Pick: Glamorous Face Blush-on

πŸ›’Found in: Mall kiosk no one looted because they only wanted rice.


🧟‍♀️ 7. Sponge = Weaponized Blending

Apply your makeup with a damp sponge—or throw it at a zombie if all else fails. Multipurpose queen.

πŸ’‘Pick: Rivaj UK Sponge

πŸ›’Found in: Mysterious box marked “BOGO” at the back of a closed beauty store.


πŸ’¬ Final Thought:

Even during a zombie apocalypse, self-care matters.

You may be fighting for survival—but you can still do it with a flawless base, fierce lashes, and a killer lip.

Because if the world’s ending... at least you’ll go out looking fabulous. πŸ’„πŸ§Ÿ‍♀️


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